bonanza ; catch a madman ,get #20,000 free

Did you know according to the city hall by laws, if you catch a madman and take him to one of the mental hospitals a remuneration of ksh 500 is given for your troubles? Yes it’s true

just imagine if such laws were to be passed in nigeria
“catch a madman ,take him to nearest psychiatric home and get #20,000.
Perharps, i would be a millionaire by now.

Just think of how much money you would make by just venturing into this business. The only challenge is how to catch a madman unless you use a banana to lure them. And as you all know, a madman thinks he is sane, surrounded by madmen (us). Just come to think of it, if you were to be taken to a mentally challenged institution how would you feel and fair

I have around 600 friends on facebook and I have a good number which can qualify to be my clients if I were to venture into the business of catching all the crazy people in the community.

I have this idea of opening an agency to recruit ‘madmen’. The idea is to recruit as many as I can and take them to one of the many mental hospitals around. The share will be 50/50. Oh sorry 70/30 because I will have to pay a cab to take you there and a banana to lure some of you.

Today I want you to look around your office, class, church and the streets. Count how many people are behaving weirdly,indifferent or utterly insane. . Think of how much money you would make if you were to catch just a few of them.
Next time when you see a madman walking away from you, that is money walking.

Catch a madman near you.
Remember:
A man who is “of sound mind” is one who keeps the inner madman under lock and key.

Remember:
A man who is “of sound mind” is one who keeps the inner madman under lock and key.

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Posted on January 19, 2015, in Uncategorized. Bookmark the permalink. Leave a comment.

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